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Most Embarrassing Moments.......
May 30, 2007 | 10:38 AM
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Ok, so I figured I would change the atmosphere in here a little... ....

We were at our friends over the weekend and the most embarrassing thing happened to me. You know the commercial with the birds and the windex, when the guy walks right into the window. Well that was me!! Our friends left the sliding glass doors open all day, and when I went to walk into the house I ran right into the doors. I could have died. I cried and not from getting hurt, but because everyone saw it and laughed their butts off. I am glad I could make every one's day, but now that I am over the humiliation I thought  it would be fun to ask all of you what was your most embarrassing moment. I need some laughs now.......

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klh1886 read my blog view my photos
May 30, 2007 | 10:43 AM

I can't think of any embarrasing moments concerning myself but I can think of quite a few cconcerning my husband and my kids. Of course it probably wouldn't be nice to share without there permission.
girlscout read my blog view my photos
May 30, 2007 | 11:44 AM

I have one from my husband. He was laying on the couch, naked, watching Tv. It was summer and the front door was ajar. Our neighbor came over. He did not see her. She saw him. She turned around and went back home and didn't tell him until years later that this happened! We had a good laugh over it.
survivormom read my blog view my photos
May 30, 2007 | 1:04 PM

Oh my gosh girlscout...I would say that tops mine. How funny.
Awww c'mon klh....they won't know you told us :o)
Erock327 read my blog
May 30, 2007 | 4:50 PM

Two incidents come to mind.

When I was in 6th or 7th grade, I got sick in Choir class and puked all over the floor. The girl of my dreams at the time sat right in front of me. That humiliation stung for quite a while.
This one's a little longer; I apologize in advance:
In 1999, we had a REALLY bad storm in Chippewa Lake, where my new bride and I were living at the time. A tree fell on my wife's car, and another one fell against the power lines; it was a mess. It was a Friday, nobody had power, and the authorities had sealed off the city, so it became a big block party. My wife and I had a lot of wedding booze left over, so a neighbor and I decided to make some whiskey sours (using Southern Comfort); HEAVY on the whiskey, light on the sour. Not only did I throw up in his yard (seems to be a common theme, eh?), but I still have pictures of our old neighbors posing for the photo over my face-down corpse sprawled out in the grass.

This one time, I was naked on the couch, and, well, nevermind. ;)
survivormom read my blog view my photos
May 30, 2007 | 5:12 PM

Oh my gosh Erock... too funny...know that you are not alone. Today my daughter had her last choir concert and there was this young man who did the same thing. At least he was in the back row and was able to just turn around and not get it on anyone.
jclguru read my blog
May 30, 2007 | 5:25 PM

This didn't happen to me, but I felt for her...

I was in the security line at Tampas Intl Airport.

Tampa has one of those new machines that when
you walk into this chamber, it blows a gush of
air (to check for explosives)...kind of like a
major glaucoma test.

Anyway.

The TSA people didn't have the IQ to tell this
woman with a dress on, what this machine does.
She probably just figured it was going to scan
her.

Boy was she wrong. Her dress went straight up in
the air. Everybody saw everything.

Of course, everyone laughed. One jerk yelled,
we're not laughing at you, we're laughing with
you.

One problem jerko, she wasn't laughing.

I wanted to punch a hole in the guys chest.
foxeighter read my blog
May 30, 2007 | 6:14 PM

Oh My...JCLGURU.. years ago.. i came home from work...took off my jeans/undies and socks all in one swoosh.... got in the shower.. put on my bathrobe.. my mom came by for me to go to the mall with her.. i grabbed my jeans... threw my socks aside .. walking in the mall.. suddenly something fell on top of my shoes... it was my UNDIES..they had fallen out of the leg of my jeans...
survivormom read my blog view my photos
May 30, 2007 | 6:50 PM

That poor girl...Jclguru

foxeighter...lol..sry but that is funny :o). I know, now you can laugh about it.
Erock327 read my blog
Jun 1, 2007 | 11:03 AM

That story reminds me of one my wife told me. She went to the Dominican Republic with her parents a few years ago, and the security agents there were hand-searching bags before their flight home. A foreign woman in front of my wife apparently didn't plan for this, and the agent pulled a suspicious-looking article from her bag and held it up to his coworker to confirm that it was permissable. Let's just say it was an adult product that may or may not have required batteries......


(Hey, it LOOKED like a bomb!)
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I am a stay at home mother of 3. I am engaged to a wonderful man. We enjoy camping, fishing, football, wrestling and basketball. I am very involved with the schools and in my spare time, I like to write and do scrapbooks.

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