Jul 21, 2008 | 3:12 PM
Category:
Political
Seems Barack had a nickname at one time: Barry. I saw it on the internet http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/23/why-did-obama
-change-his-_n_92944.html it must be true. Barry, Barry, Barry!
Jul 17, 2008 | 4:06 PM
Category:
News
So Cleveland Councilman Zack Reed is goin to jail for 10 days. I'll drink to that!
Blues Brothers - Hey Bartender
I went balling the other night
I started drinking and got real tight
I blew each and all my friends
I felt so good I had to blow it again
I said hey bartender
Hey man, looka here
A draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer
Well I saw a chick sitting on the end
I said baby cant we be friends
Youre looking sweet as you can be
Well come on down and drink with me
I said hey bartender
Hey man looka here
Draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer
Elwood!
Well we was having so much fun
I didnt know it was half past one
I turned around to have on more
I looked at the clock and it was half past four
Hey bartender
Hey man look a here
A draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer
Well jukebox girl is everything
All the cats began to sing
I heard somebody called and said
Last round for alcohol
I said hey bartender
Hey bartender
Hey bartender
Hey bartender
Draw one, two, three, four glasses of beer
Jul 9, 2008 | 4:58 PM
Category:
Political
ATTITUDE CHECK!
Jul 8, 2008 | 1:10 PM
Category:
Sports
C'mon tribe get off your depressed asses, get pissed off and fight for the rest of the season. Let's get aggressive out there every freaking day. I wanna see it in your eyes on offense, defense. Come together and literally cheer yourselfs on in the dug out. I wanna see some yelling and screaming in that dug out. You guys look like professional baseball players. Collect a paycheck, go home. So, when your at bat, get angry at that baseball. Get hit by the pitcher? Start a fight. On first and you wanna steal? Forget the signals, steal. Always intentionally walk the best hitter on the other team. "Weeeee can dew eat!"
May 22, 2008 | 9:00 AM
Category:
News
I saw on CBS news last night on one factor that is driving up the price of oil. Mutual funds, hedge funds, private foundations and anyone with millions of dollars are buying oil. They are buying oil as an investment. It's a feeding frenzy. However, as we've seen the past, at some point in time in the future we will see the "Oil Bubble" burst. Although the forecast for the next 2 years: oil will reach $200/bbl and gas will be $7/gal. Ouch!
May 21, 2008 | 1:14 PM
Category:
Entertainment
I'm voting for David. How about you?
May 9, 2008 | 12:09 PM
Category:
Sports
LetDown James needs to get some anger and intensity in his self and take charge. Let's put on the gloves and go! Weee can do eat!!
May 7, 2008 | 10:30 AM
Category:
News
Isn't it amazing how a hard penis can make the decisions for a man. Marc Dann has been alive for how long? He's seen other men of power brought down by sex scandals. It's funny. It's hilarious!
Apr 1, 2008 | 6:52 PM
Category:
News
This just in: America owes the rest of the world 9 trillion dollars. That's $31,000 for every man, woman and child. Makes that $3.50 gallon of gas seem like a deal.
Apr 1, 2008 | 4:59 PM
Category:
News
Go to Google. Click the link for Virgle. April Fools joke?
Apr 1, 2008 | 1:27 PM
Category:
News
Did you hear the news? You don't need a high school diploma to join the Army. Yoo-hoo! So all you wannbe hood-rat gangstas can join and make something of yourself. Here's what you get: shelter, food, a paycheck and a gun. Yo, yo, yo. Sum you think you a bad man in da street wit yo piece an a forty. But you ain't a man. You nuttin. You wanna click off a few rounds and kill a n-igga? Join the Army.
Mar 26, 2008 | 3:20 PM
Category:
Political
I am proposing an amendment to the constitution:
Amendment 28 - Presidential 30 Day Guarantee
"If after 30 days from being sworn in, the President does not have at least a 75% approval rating, he/she shall resign from office. Google shall have the power to enforce this article by appropriate internet polls."
Mar 25, 2008 | 5:25 PM
Category:
Entertainment
Get your tickets quick. There isn't much room in the public restrooms.
Mar 25, 2008 | 4:02 PM
Category:
Political
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Mar 22, 2008 | 5:28 PM
Category:
Faith
These beautiful lyrics are from the song "Glory to The Brave" by Hammerfall. Get the song and sing along:
Snow is falling down on this glorious land
Colours fading, turning into white again
To fallen heroes angels sing, they cry their winter tears
Endless mourning days will turn to years
So this is goodbye, I take leave of you and
Spread your wings and you will fly away now, fly away
Now
Nothing on earth stays forever
But none of your deeds were in vain
Deep in our hearts you will live again
Youre gone to the home of the brave
Every solemn moment I will treasure inside
Even though its hard to understand
T hat a silent wind can blow the candle out
Taking everything leaving the pain far behind
You call out my name, but your voice is fading
Into the wind, embraced, youll fly away now, fly away
Now
Nothing on earth stays forever
But none of your deeds were in vain
Deep in our hearts you will live again
Youre gone to the home of the brave
My eyes are closed I feel youre faraway ( so close )
Far beyond that shining star
I know youll find what youve been fighting for
Far beyond that shining star
Down on bended knee I pray, bring courage to these souls
Makeem live forever in the heart of the bold
So I say farewell my friends, I hope well meet again
When time has come to fall from grace
So this is goodbye, I take leave of you and
Spread your wings and you will fly away now, fly away
Now
Nothing on earth stays forever
But none of your deeds were in vain
Deep in our hearts you will live again
Youre gone to the home of the brave
