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While NBC rushes to commit late night suicide as fast as they can by chucking their number one in the ratings "Tonight Show Host" as fast as they can, in favor of a wannabe with limited laughter, FOX stands a chance to finally get the 11:30PM talk show ratings. All FOX people have to do is offer Jay Leno the world (nearly...) and stick him and his band onto a new late night show or an even earlier showtime and there we go. If NBC is that dumb that they will honor their commitment to a guy who isn't that funny for the number one ratings gainer who is, then FOX should snag Leno up without even batting an eyelash.

Now you ask, what inventive names might Leno take at his FOX late night show? Let's invent a few names and I am sure Mr. Leno will probably get word off this blog.

A Late Night FOX
FOX at bedtime
A FOX and Leno
Leno's FOXy show
Leno's A FOXy Guy
Leno FOX'd NBC
NBC FOX Leno

and the names go on and on and on... FOX, Leno, Kevin Eubanks, what better late night combination, especially while Conan tanks in the ratings and FOX and Leno are at number one on the American tube!

I am sure if this happens, you will see Dorothy having entertainment orgasms with Jillian in the morning, over Leno.

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"Mark Paul" Sebar
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donaldtrump read my blog
Sep 4, 2008 | 1:22 PM

Two red flags:
1. You love Fox
2. You think Conan O'Brien is a "wannabe"

sebar read my blog view my photos
Sep 4, 2008 | 4:29 PM

You are correct my friend, two big beautiful green flags. Conan is funny, just not that funny, not like Leno, Carson or Letterman as they are in a class by themselves. In addition another consideration too. The US age population is aging at a time when Conan is specifically for the young. Honestly, NBC is committing late night show suicide as far as I am concerned and yes, I do love FOX and Rupert too...cheers!

donaldtrump read my blog
Sep 4, 2008 | 5:06 PM

touche.
Conan is my favorite so I had to say something.
Cheers to you too!

sebar read my blog view my photos
Sep 4, 2008 | 6:32 PM

Well Jay and Letterman use the stand-up verbal methods much like Bob Hope did. Johnny Carson and Conan use more a skit approach to comedy. Where Carson was very funny and spontaneous with skits, Conan unfortunately is funny, but not quite as funny as he tries to do physical things. His weird facial expressions are just too weird, not funny at all, but rather a sad stab at comedy, just short of the tomato throwers, and his one liners are so-so, they are cute, but not very funny. That my friend is what I see in his work, but I am sure you see differently and honestly it's what matters most to each viewer, however, my predictions still stand. I do not believe he has the standing talent to remain a long time unless he were to change drastically the format and also pull in some great coaching and writing talents for comedy, and even then by predictions are that he will probably tank in the ratings. In other words, he will not appeal to the massive and majority aging population like Jay Leno would, and isn't that just great that FOX will get Leno if they play it all right.

CherylDavis
Sep 7, 2008 | 7:19 AM

How about:

NBC has been Out Foxed by Leno

sebar read my blog view my photos
Sep 7, 2008 | 3:08 PM

Well not yet, because I myself have not heard anything that FOX has really made any endeavors to nab him. But what I can say is that giving up Leno for Connan is one of the greatest network blunders in tv history. It's nice that NBC wants to stick by its principals, but not at the expense of chopping off its own limbs! Business is business and if NBC wants to commit business suicide because that makes them feel better, then my words to Leno simply are "Fockk" em, they been FOkXed and I hope they enjoyed it! Jay, go to FOX and start a brand new evening number one show that many Americans can sit back and enjoy once more, while forgetting that other network...Jay you are da man!

HankLaBone read my blog view my photos
Sep 22, 2008 | 11:11 PM

find some "new" talent.....leno is washed up.....he ain't no carson.....conan, he is a boob also.......

sebar read my blog view my photos
Sep 23, 2008 | 3:18 PM

You are correct. Leno is not Carson, he is Leno, and actually he is one of the most gifted monologue artists out there. Conan is talented but in a different way. Unfortunately Conan's format is deeply flawed and his popularity because he leans politically, is also doomed.

Leno's future lies at FOX with all the Foxy ladies and Handsome hunks...!

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