quarryshark's Blog

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and
asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to
Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the
bank will need some kind of security for the loan,
so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the
bank, she has the title and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for
the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy
a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000
Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the
Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the
$5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to
have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blond replies....."Where else in New York City
can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I return?"