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simple surgery
Feb 3, 2008 | 3:10 PM
Category: Political
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see Accountants on my operating table; because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second surgeon, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think Librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
However, the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them all up when he observed, "You are all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine; and the head and the #ss are interchangeable."
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caseyjones38 read my blog view my photos
Feb 3, 2008 | 5:02 PM

This is an accurate depiction of today`s times.
polarbear_88 read my blog view my photos
Feb 3, 2008 | 5:40 PM

This is a good one! :D
dprin339 read my blog view my photos
Feb 3, 2008 | 7:06 PM

too funny there jaws.......thanks
polarbear_88 read my blog view my photos
Feb 3, 2008 | 9:03 PM

Where is JAWS? I miss that BIG shark grin!
quarryshark read my blog view my photos
Feb 3, 2008 | 9:06 PM

LOL, i'll bring him back sometime!
caseyjones38 read my blog view my photos
Feb 6, 2008 | 6:04 AM

"Oh the shark has, Oh such teeth babe
And he shows them, pearly white !"
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