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2007 Top News Stories
Jan 17, 2008 | 11:36 AM
Category: Entertainment
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THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2007:
(Yes, they were really printed as seen here.)
 
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
 
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
 
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
 
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!
 
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
 
 
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
 
 
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
 
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
 
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
 
 
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!
 
 
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge
 
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
 
 
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
 
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
 
Local   High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
 
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
 
And the winner is....
 
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
 
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caseyjones38 read my blog view my photos
Jan 18, 2008 | 1:06 AM

OMGLMAOROF !!!!!!!!! Shark, that is hilarious !
How about BREAK-IN AT POLICE STATION ! THIEVES TAKE ALL THE JOHNS FROM RESTROOMS ! POLICE HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON !
dprin339 read my blog view my photos
Jan 18, 2008 | 8:26 AM

this is too funny there mr ed. lol
klh1886 read my blog view my photos
Jan 18, 2008 | 11:02 AM

Very cute!
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Jan 18, 2008 | 8:54 PM

what a good laugh! this was put together ever so well. thanks for the laughs. I gotta tell Duv to look this one up.
witeduv719 read my blog view my photos
Jan 18, 2008 | 10:29 PM

funny quarry!
you too casey!
first time I got headlines was in 2005!
also:
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if you wipe thoroughly!]
and:
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]
quarryshark read my blog view my photos
Jan 18, 2008 | 10:33 PM

OMG,....rotfl....you are BAAAAD.
LOLOLOL Those are great, I was trying to keep it semi clean....still rotfl!!
The ornery streak runs from head to toe with you I see. :)
witeduv719 read my blog view my photos
Jan 19, 2008 | 1:09 AM

what can I say...it does run in the family!
my two favorites tho are the man struck by lightening and casey's police johns!
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