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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

by:George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family,

not some mid level governmental functionary

be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! 

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer,it makes you a smart American. 

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. 

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac,You should try to do it in English. 

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God,

when and where they want to. 

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. 

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. 

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. 

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt . I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

AAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEENNNNNN!!!

I  think cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law,regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

And what is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

We need our country back!

Interesting perspective ( these are not my words,  but an interesting read )

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.

You call me "Whiteboy", "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK.

But when I call you, BLEEP, BLEEP, Towelhead, Sand-BLEEP, Camel Jockey,
BLEEP, BLEEP, or BLEEP you call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the
ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
You have the NAACP.
You have BET.

If we had WET(white entertainment television) we'd be racists.

If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.

If we had white history month, we'd be racists.

If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be
racists.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you
know we'd be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US, yet if there
were "White colleges" that would be a racist college.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race
and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us
racists.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid
to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a
black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you
call him a racist.

I am proud.

But, you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists?

I love the way these kids speak,  this is supposed  to be English!!???.  I can't even talk the way these people talk:
Why you ain't,
Where you is,
What he drive,
Where he stay,
Where he work,
Who you be...Lemmie ax you a question….

And I blamed the kids until I heard the mothers talk ..

And then I heard the fathers talk.

Everybody knows it's important to speak English

except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor

with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.

In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living. People
marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now
we've got these knuckleheads walking around.

The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal.


These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. $500
sneakers for what ? ?

And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics.

I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in
an orange suit.

Where were you when he was  2 ? ?
Where were you when he was 12 ? ?

Where were you when he was 18 and how come you didn't know that he had a
pistol ? ?

And where is the father ? ? Or who is his father ?

People putting their clothes on backward:
Isn't that a sign of something gone wrong?

People with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack, isn't that
a sign of something ?

Or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up ?

Isn't it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up and got
all type of needles [piercing] going through her body?

What part of Africa did this come from??

We are not Africans. Those people are not Africans; they don't know a thing
about Africa..

With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua and Mohammed and all of that crap, and
all of them are in jail.

Brown or black versus the Board of Education is no longer the white
person's problem.

We have got to take the neighborhood back.

People used to be ashamed. Today a woman has eight children with eight
different 'husbands' -- or men or whatever you call them now.

We have millionaire football players who cannot read.

We have million-dollar basketball players who can't write two paragraphs
We, as black folks have to do a better job. Someone working at Wal-Mart
with seven kids, you are hurting us.

We have to start holding each other to a higher standard.

We cannot blame the white people any longer.'
                    Dr. William Henry 'Bill' Cosby, Jr., Ed.D.                                


     WAY TO GO, BILL !!
         It's NOT about color...
                It's about behavior!!!
PASS THIS ON AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

OK, I have to ask this question.  I am not trying to be a jerk, I just have a question that I need to ask....

Why is is ok to have "The United Negro College Fund"  but if there was a "United Caucasian College fund"  it would be racist??

I don't understand the logic behind that?  I know for a fact that I am not the only one that feels this way,  I guess I am the only white girl with you know what big enough, to ask this legitimate question.

I don't care who you are, where you came from, or what color your skin is,  I give what I get, if you respect me, I respect you,  if your a jerk to me, then I am a jerk to you. But I am sure that asking this question automatically makes me a racist....which is just silly...

I am SOOOOOOOO tired of hearing how, I should be getting this, or I am owed that, or because of something that happend hundreds of years ago,  I should be getting this or that....  HOW ABOUT THIS...

No one owes you ANYTHING, you only deserve what YOU WORK FOR!!! if you do not work for something YOU DO NOT DESERVE IT, and NO ONE OWES YOU ANYTHING!!! 

Its time to move forward and take responcibility for ourselves.  The past is the past GET OVER IT REALLY!!! You get what you deserve and if you work hard and treat people with respect you will get all you need and wish for.  If you are lazy and complain and blame everyone else for your problems,  you need to step back and realize that you are the problem!!

I am half American Indian, if ANYONE has ANYTHING to complain about it is the American Indian People,  but this American Indian, works hard,  does not look to others for help because of what happend in the past,  and live my life the best I can.  I am not perfect, NO ONE IS, I am just tired of all the complaining.  My kids don't whine that much.

thanks for listening :)