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(This is supposedly a true account in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.)

    An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
    She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
    The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
    The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
    She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.
    A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
    She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
    The sergeant to whom she told the story to couldn't stop laughing.
    He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly women described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
    No charges were filed.
    Moral of the story?
    If you are going to have a senior moment...make it memorable.
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sofakingdabest read my blog view my photos
Sep 16, 2008 | 12:23 PM

That's good.

dickblack read my blog
Sep 17, 2008 | 6:24 AM

Oh boy! Im lovin it, pistol packin granny.

awnc08 read my blog
Sep 17, 2008 | 11:16 AM

that is a cute story.....refreshing after spending some time in the political category!
:)-<

lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Sep 17, 2008 | 11:26 AM

go granny!

kklynch read my blog view my photos
Sep 17, 2008 | 1:14 PM

see dickblack i can be humorous too lol.

ty sofaking wait till my next one.

yah awnc08 the political category is slightly humorous but it is very...whats the word...annoying too.

lol lost.

CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Sep 19, 2008 | 10:07 AM

LOL- that is the best post for a good laugh I have seen in a very long time! great one kk.

kklynch read my blog view my photos
Sep 19, 2008 | 12:28 PM

dont worry ill have more!!!

CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Sep 19, 2008 | 3:26 PM

looking forward to them-LOL

lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Sep 23, 2008 | 12:59 PM

i cant wait for more,

CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Sep 23, 2008 | 6:54 PM

LOL- now LostinO- don't get your panties twisted- good things are worth waiting for -LOL

lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2008 | 10:33 AM

cak,no worries they are bunched,that wld be mighty uncomfortable lmao

CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2008 | 8:01 PM

you are toooo funnny Lost-LMAO too!

kklynch read my blog view my photos
Sep 25, 2008 | 8:33 PM

omg you guys OMG. lol.

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i am 18 years old with a great love for this country and for God. if i do not like what is said i let ppl know also.

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