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HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
Apr 17, 2008 | 9:41 PM
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HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER    You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...     Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the
Course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice
how   beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had
long been   suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and
this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more be tween
Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know
what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I
are just roommates.'  About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying , 'Ever
since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took
it, do you?'  Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an
e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
_______________________________________________________
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Dear Mom,
 
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from
the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy
ladle.  But the fact remains that one has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner. 
Love, Brian
_______________________________________________________
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Several days later, Brian received an email back from
his mother that read:

_______________________________________________________
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Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm
not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.
But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her
own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
 
Love, Mom
_______________________________________________________
_______
   LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER    
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SunnyBeaches
Apr 18, 2008 | 9:44 PM

Way too funny! Thanks for sharing!
karlHubrath read my blog
Apr 20, 2008 | 8:29 PM

LOL, That was too funny hillbilly, thank you, Karl.
lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Apr 22, 2008 | 12:26 AM

o.m.g.almost fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard, i just got to pass this on,thanks hllbilly,
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