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Browns Joke
Sep 21, 2008 | 10:06 PM
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A guy walks into a bar in Cleveland wearing a Brown's jersey and carrying a cat that also has a Brown's jersey on with a little Brown's helmet on his head, too.
 
The guy says to the bartender, 'Can my cat and I watch the Browns-Steelers game here? My TV at home broke down and my cat and I always watch the game together'.
 
The bartender replies, 'Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed In the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave.'
 
The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon Cleveland manages to kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar, walks all the way down and gives everyone a high five.
 
The bartender says, 'Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?'
 
The guys answers, 'I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years.'
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girlscout read my blog view my photos
Sep 22, 2008 | 10:22 AM

Browns joke: Why doesn't Columbus have a professional football team?
Because then Cleveland would want one too.
girlscout read my blog view my photos
Sep 22, 2008 | 10:23 AM

Another Browns joke: How are the Cleveland Browns like an opposum?
They always play dead at home and get killed on the road.
glanzone read my blog view my photos
Sep 22, 2008 | 10:34 AM

Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Cleveland Browns.

Q: How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
A: Browns Stadium - they never have a touchdown there .

Q: What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn’t Columbus have a professional football team?
A: Because then Cleveland would want one.

Q: What’s the difference between the Cleveland Brown & a dollar bill?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ”.
girlscout read my blog view my photos
Sep 22, 2008 | 11:49 AM

Uh....you just stole 2 of my jokes....!
glanzone read my blog view my photos
Sep 22, 2008 | 11:52 AM

Yeah I did because I liked them.
geeman521 read my blog
Sep 22, 2008 | 12:07 PM

LMAO...I was watching the game with my dog Sunday, but I had to turn it off, it was making my dog throw up...
HybridTalk read my blog view my photos
Sep 22, 2008 | 2:21 PM

It is time to Admit that the Cleveland BROWNS organization is like Cleveland Public Schools. It doesn’t matter who is in charge or how much money you throw into it, the organization is going to fail.
dickblack read my blog
Sep 22, 2008 | 6:08 PM

Dont worry, they going to see tony the tiger in cinci, and they are saying the browns taste great.
SunnyBeaches
Sep 22, 2008 | 6:40 PM

All you guys are too funny, LOL,LOL,LOL!!!! Love the jokes. Sad but true.
looneysinger read my blog
Sep 22, 2008 | 8:17 PM

there is always next year! we can wait cause we waited this long! what a few more years what does that matter! byee! romeo! where is bill cowher? he would clean house! you do not want to play your outta here! do not let the door hit you in your arse! looneysinger
lovelyhair53 read my blog view my photos
Sep 23, 2008 | 12:16 AM

I think they should do completely away with the clowns, why pay to go to the games or even waste your gas with the cost of it being high so I say ...GO STEELERS !!!...Clowns are LOSERS, once a LOSER ALWAYS A LOSER !!!
cpafrank read my blog view my photos
Sep 23, 2008 | 10:43 AM

Browns stadium is a tornado safe zone. No touchdowns sighted there!
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