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Amazingly simple home remedies

 

    1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF
    BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE
    WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

    2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES
    BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES
    WHILE YOU CHOP.

    3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET
    SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

    4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND
    BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR
    VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

    5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT
    YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT
    THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

    6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF
    LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

    7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT
    DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE
    AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

    8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

    9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL
PROBLEM.

    DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD
    FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
    WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.