davidambro's Blog

Did you hear about the bailout that allowed the business people to spend two weeks in a spa; and it cost over $400,000.00 of our money?  It was on the news today.  Yeah!  Even while the politicians were blowing a lot of hot air at Mr. Fuld.  I don't know him, but maybe he should change his name to SCAPEGOAT?  I don't know how to fix this humongus problem.  Idiot politicians, and spoiled business tycoons???  What to do, what to do???  Hey would somebody ask our politicians if they wouldn't mind giving me about oh, 70 billion dollars???  You see, I'm terrible at finances, and make lots of mistakes with my mortgage and taxes...  I really could use a couple of weeks at a spa and then to recouperate from that, maybe a month or two in Las Vegas???  Oh, yeah, and I'd even be willing to answer our politicians questions about how I got into this mess, and I would be really truthfull.  Wait, maybe I wouldn't be able to answer those questions right away, I forgot, I've wanted to visit Hawaii, I was there when I was in the Navy, I'd like to see it again now that I am a civillian and could afford to bum around a bit....  After that I'm sure I'd be willing to answer those questions.  Well, maybe not right away...  There may be a few other places I forgot I wanted to go to, in order to relieve the stress that my own mismanagement has caused me.  However; I am sure once the money is gone and I need yet another $70 billion dollar bailout, I'd be more than willing to answer those questions...  Although the stress of requesting yet another $70 billion dollars from them may cause me to visit several more places and revisit some of the ones I went to before...   Hey!  But keep in mind, they can always print more money right???  So don't forget to write your congress/senator person and let them know that Dave here, is looking for a nice bailout.  Well I gotta bail,,, buh buh buh byeeeeee!!!

Dave