Big Huge Muscle Guy Pretty Much Scaring The Hell Out Of Everyone He Bumps Into


Carbo load! You wish you were me! You wish you were me! RAaaaaaarrrrRRR... RRRrrr....aaahhhhh!!

IRON CITY , PA - Iron City bodybuilding enthusiast Eddie Tufts was recently observed "scaring the hell out of pretty much everyone he bumps into" according to his anxiously alarmed girlfriend Trisha Ziske.

"I-It's getting crazy! Eddie is so massive and bulked up, I think this whole weight lifting thing has totally consumed him. It's like he turns into a mad Hulk or something, and rails on and on about how huge he is. I-I can't take it anymore!*sob*!"

Friends and family of Tufts have recanted tales of him insanely ranting "Minimum weight 205, max weight 215! Keep my run below 14 flat at least, separation and vascularity in the arms, legs, losing the gut and watching abs emerge. Good stuff! Cardio diet! You wish you were me! You WISH you were me!" to pretty much anyone within eye range or earshot.

"We can't stop him!" Bemoaned Ziske. "He benches everything in sight. He lifts riding mowers over his head with riders on them, baby carriages with babies in them and even turned 2 fully loaded shopping carts into curling irons! The steroids must have gone straight to his brain. He outta control!"

Other tales recounted Tufts lifting the rear wheels of convertible Volkswagen Golfs at red lights, ripping the top of beer cans off with his teeth and even cracking walnuts without a nutcracker, and without his hands, neither.

Eventually, Tufts would come down off of his chaotic cardiovascular high after a series of sudden agonizing muscular rips and abdominal tears, the worst of which was heard, not to mention whiffed, clean over in McKees Rocks.

     I am so tired of seeing in Hollywood, who has slept with who and who left their wife for someone else.  A Rod a great baseball player and now he is in the news linked to Madonna. (True or Not True) is the question. I believe that there is somthing going on with those two. I watched the opening of the All-Stars game the other day and when he was introduced he didn't look happy. It looked like he had been crying. It has been in the news before that he has cheated on his wife in the past. She forgave him. Why would he put himself in that situation again. Why is it when a man gets a good woman they mess it up by cheating and laying with the first thing they see.

       I am so sick of celebrity ball players and celebrites sleeping around running from different peoples beds. ' How nasty is that"What happened to asking God to bless you with a mate and stick with that person.  Love, Honor and cherish. I guess that means nothing to some people these days. 

This is REDICULOUS... My daughter is 11 yrs. old and when we lived in Cincinnati, she played for the St. Dominic Blackhawks. She went from playing just a couple minutes at the end of the games to starting every game. She's taken hits that would make everyone cringe. She was pinned against some kids on her team big enough to make me run.. and I'm a bouncer.. ( no, I'm not huge,, I'm a size 6, 35 yr. old, 129 lb. 5 ft 2 in. little white girl ).. This child has come home with the usual bruises on the non-padded areas and such, but she LOVED it, and didn't care at all about those little bruises.. I say this is sexist and an outrage..

       This poor little girl only wants to do what she loves. Just like my daughter.. GET A GRIP people.. Girls are by far tougher than most boys. Those who think otherwise need to grow up and get a clue.

     Both my husband and I am sickened.

What ever happened to the female being barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen???

Pam from Parma Hts.