Wernerd630's Blog

Oh my gosh. Paris Hilton has a sense of humor. Although she's just another gold-digging blonde, she proved thet she at least can make me chuckle. Last week, McCain launched an ad that compared Barack Obama to Hilton and Britney Spears, and hinting that Obama was no more than a celebrity candidate unready to lead the nation. Paris responed with an ad of her own on the web site Funny or Die. She says "Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity, too, only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot," Hilton said, speaking as she reclined in a pool chair in a revealing bathing suit and a pair of pumps. "But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude." "I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead," and she spoke on America's energy policy, and suggested a hybrid of McCain's offshore oil drilling plan and Obama's incentives for new energy technology. She then said "Energy crisis solved! I'll see you at the debates." Paris' mother said that McCain's ad is "a complete waste of the country's time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs." McCain's ad uses footage of Obama's reception by Germans during a recent trip to Berlin to dismiss him as just another celebrity. Obama's campaign has criticized the ad; McCain has defended it as humorous. Hilton's rebuttal includes plenty of humor at McCain's expense. An announcer refers to McCain as "the oldest celebrity in the world, like super-old, old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket," and asks, "but is he ready to lead?" Hilton's ad also includes Yoda from Star Wars and the cast of "The Golden Girls."