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by Hittokiri_korru from The Hidden Villiage

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Why You Should Vote Republican!
Jun 11, 2008 | 8:03 PM
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Beware people, voting left will be a big mistake. Why? you ask. Because in an increasingly desperate day and age people look more and more to comedy. What does this have to do with your vote? you ask. Simple if we have a Republican comedians have loads and loads of materials, it never end the when the Republicans are in office.  Sure you could vote for Barrack and there would be an initial surge of jokes for him, but they would quickly die. All the "no black president" jokes will be irrelevant. You would have a week of "wanted: white house chef needed who can cook low and slow" and "White house gets new paint job" jokes, but that would be it. So..

A Democrat in office is not a funny thing!
Vote Republican...... your laugh depends on it.








lol




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caseyjones38 read my blog view my photos
Jun 12, 2008 | 5:59 PM

LMAO !!!!! - priceless !!!!!
rickyw read my blog view my photos
Jun 12, 2008 | 6:36 PM

i guess you dont remember bill clinton as prez....never a bad night on leno.....i hate when youth steps beyond their abilities...if you want beer pizza and humor...vote democrat...they dont care about skin color...they have LIVES....and just try to say something funny about the current administration....i dare you
caseyjones38 read my blog view my photos
Jun 13, 2008 | 4:13 PM

There is nothing funny about the current administration. It`s all tragic.
Wernerd630 read my blog view my photos
Jun 17, 2008 | 8:33 PM

I agree with CaseyJones.
HybridTalk read my blog view my photos
Jun 18, 2008 | 3:59 PM

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the best strategy in war is defeat. It broadens the mind to learn Japanese, German and Arabic. Talk about multiculturalism!

I'm voting Democrat because I'm mad that George W. Bush hasn't caught Bin Laden. That's because Bin Laden is the only Islamic terrorist in the world.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that if I don't have enough money, the solution is for the government to take more of my money. Who needs money when gas is $4 per gallon?

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the ideal family is two homosexual bonobos, a goat and a parrot raising a human baby. Love and compassion is all it takes to make a successful family!

I'm voting Democrat because it's my body, and if I want to kill my baby, I'll do it, even if its head is in the birth canal. If I want to cut out my intestines and feed them to the crocodiles, I'll do that too. That's the freedom our forefathers enshrined in the Constitution.

I'm voting Democrat because our enemies on the battlefield deserve comfy hotel rooms, Pay-Per-View, prostitutes and all the benefits of American citizenship.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe we need other countries' permission for me to turn down my thermostat.

I'm voting Democrat because I care about the real victims of crime -- criminals.

I'm voting Democrat because the real cure for racism includes preferential policies based on race -- particularly in presidential voting. If you believe that a black candidate ought to be qualified, as well as black, you're worse than Bull Conner.

I'm votin
HybridTalk read my blog view my photos
Jun 18, 2008 | 3:59 PM

(Continued)

I'm voting Democrat because everyone deserves crappy healthcare. Sure, you'll have to wait years for that life-saving cancer surgery. But it's first come, first served at the cemetery!

I'm voting Democrat because I believe in minority rights (except in Muslim countries), free speech (with regard to pornography but not conservative talk radio), environmentalism (unless we're talking about Al Gore's house) and diplomacy (but never backed by the threat of military force).

I'm voting Democrat because I like the words "hope" and "change." Also "kazoo." That's a funny word.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that America's founders were rich, white, greedy xenophobes, and that America's founding principles are hogwash requiring periodic editing from an unelected group of liberal judges.

Most of all, I'm voting Democrat because I like the ideas they have over in France, but I don't feel like moving there. I'll threaten to move, but I really won't. After all, I have a good job, healthcare, lower taxes, free speech and a social framework that promotes family structure. And all of it is defended by the most effective fighting force on the planet.
Hittokiri_korru read my blog view my photos
Jun 18, 2008 | 9:39 PM

Sounds like you listen to Rush and Bob to much. All these things sound the misinformed bull they spread on the bread known as American radio.

Just to note, I heard Bob blame democrats for that lady being hit in the head with a rock. And just the other day denounce the right of habius corpus. And you know that Rush is bob's idol.
HybridTalk read my blog view my photos
Jun 19, 2008 | 7:57 AM

Hittokiri - "Sounds like you listen to Rush and Bob to much. "

I was just trying to add to the humor of your post.

(SMILE) Who is laughing now?
Wernerd630 read my blog view my photos
Jun 20, 2008 | 1:01 AM

lol
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I am 18 years old, a raised Catholic Agnostic and I work at a bowling ally as a pinchaser. My hobbies include reading manga, playing chess in which my ELO rating is 1135, watching anime, messing with technology although my internet slang vocabulary is rather poor, and I am a 4th Kyu (green Belt) in Traditional Chinese Kenpo where I am also participating in Shoot-fighting. I intend to teach Karate for a living. I'm not the kind of person to boycott, protest or march because of something, whether or not I believe in it. However I would like to note that I have been boycotting McDonald's since August 2007, I intend to continue until they offer the regular menu at all hours. My website is http://jinchu.weebly.com/

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