CrabbiePants's Blog

Evil lurks. What I used to think was evil is even more evil now. What I used to do is evil now. The more wisdom I get the more I see of evil. Our teaching tells us about Evil. The Devil, like a Roaring Lion.  To and fro --wondering what he can do. I got one em Evil things in the mail.  I did not know what to make of it. It was all done up in real professional style, with them finished looked put-togther things.  I stood there for a little bit looking at it --kind of wondering,  and kind of transformed.  I had never seen this before. I usually just throw that stuff away, but this looked bright, shining, invitin--kind of like em lights Satan has down by the girlie shows.  Then I commence to read it: 

The Abridged Guide to    Snusing.(front page)

I am wondering:  What the crap is this?  "Snusing"  ...what is that?   I turn the page.  They goin to tell me.  Snus is...a tasty fresh tobacco pleasure  that originated in Sweden...smokeless...(no spitting necessary )...and comes in pouch...and is kept in refrigerator...to keep fresh and tasty.....and all you do is "tuck"  between upper lip and gum...then  "tingle"..(feel the pleasure in 5 minutes ...)..hmmm sounds kinda like sex....

then  "taste"...  (up to 30 minutes...)...and then it wants me to picture myself  flying in a jet plane...stuck in the middle seat.....but  man, I can snus.....and on an on it goes...and offers me a free tin of snus......but on the back...it warns me  that it is not a safe alternative to cigarettes...

hmmm...I guess that must tell it all....

you ever had a relative to die of lung cancer?

not a pretty sight.....

them Camels blew his lungs out...

now   Camel is puttin out nice brochures for the kids to dip it between the lip and  gum....

so...i wonder what   cancer would look like if it et yore face and nose away....?

Shame  on YOU CamEL!

You ought to have your asss (eh, Camel) kicked.