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Resume of Jesus Christ
Sep 3, 2008 | 12:26 PM PST
Category:
Faith
The Resume of Jesus Christ
-- Author Unknown
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible
Keywords: Jesus Christ, Lord & Savior
My name is Jesus - The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my
resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart.
Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
Qualifications:
• I founded the earth and established the heavens (see Proverbs 3:19).
• I formed man from the dust of the ground (see Genesis 2:7).
• I breathed into man the breath of life (see Genesis 2:7).
• I redeemed man from the curse of the law (see Galatians 3:13).
• The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me (see Galatians 3:14).
Occupational Background:
• I've only had one employer (see Luke 2:49).
• I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
• My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me (see Matthew 3:15-17).
Skills & Work Experiences:
• Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor
to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives
free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at
liberty them that are bruised (see Luke 4:18).
• I am a Wonderful Counselor (see Isaiah 9:6). People who Listen to me
shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil (see Proverbs 1:33).
• Most importantly, I have the authority, ability & power to cleanse you of your sins (see I John 1:7-9)
Educational Background:
• I encompass the entire breadth & length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding (see Proverbs 2:6).
• In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge (see Colossians 2:3).
• My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto
your feet and a lamp unto your path (see Psalms 119:105).
• I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart (see Psalms 44:21).
Major Accomplishments:
• I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times (see Genesis 1:26).
• I laid down my life so that you may live (see II Corinthians 5:15).
• I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind & made a show of them openly (see Colossians 2:15).
• I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
• There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here.
You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the
BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my
website.
References:
• Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings,
salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.
In Summation:
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only
candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart.
In summation, I will properly direct your paths (see Proverbs 3:5-6),
and lead you into everlasting life (see John 6:47). When can I start?
Time is of the essence (see Hebrews 3:15).
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Send this resume to everyone you can. You never know who may have an opening for His services!
Thanks for your help... and may God bless us all in our endeavors to service Him.
Because HE lives I can face tomorrow. Because HE lives all fear is gone...
Because I know HE holds the future and life is worth living... JUST BECAUSE HE LIVES!
I thought this was needed
Sep 3, 2008 | 12:20 PM PST
Category:
Faith
HOW TO
TREAT OTHERS WITH RESPECT
Treating people with respect makes
your world a nicer place to live in, whether it's at home, at school,
or out in your community. And it's easy - all you have to do is treat
people the way you like to have them treat you. Here are a few ideas.
•
Don't insult people or make fun of them.
•
Listen to others when they speak.
•
Value other people's opinions.
•
Be considerate of people's likes and dislikes.
• Don't
mock or tease people.
•
Don't talk about people behind their backs.
•
Be sensitive to other people's feelings.
•
Don't pressure someone to do something he or she doesn't want to do.
We live in a diverse nation made up of many different cultures, languages,
races, and backgrounds. That kind of variety can make all our lives
a lot more fun and interesting, but only if we get along with each other.
And to do that we have to respect each other. In addition to the list
above, here are some ways we can respect people who are different from
us.
•
Try to learn something from the other person.
• Never
stereotype people.
•
Show interest and appreciation for other people's cultures and backgrounds.
•
Don't go along with prejudices and racist attitudes.
You'll Be There
Sep 3, 2008 | 12:15 PM PST
Category:
Faith
You'll
Be There
(George
Straite)
Hope is an anchor, and love
is a ship
Time is the Ocean and life
is a trip
You don't know where you're
going
Till you know where you're
at
And if you can't read the
stars
Well you better have a map
A compass and a conscience
so you don't get lost at
sea
Around some lonely island,
where no one wants to be
From the beginning of creation,
I think our maker had a
plan
For us to leave these shores
and sail beyond the sand
And let the good light guide
us
to the waves and the wind
To the beaches in a world
where we have never been
And we'll climb up on a
mountain,
we'll let our voices ring
Those who've never tried
it,
they'll be the first to
sing
I'll see you on the other
side
If I make it
And it might be a long hard
ride
But I'm gonna take it
Sometimes it seems I don't
have a prayer
Let the weather take me
anywhere
But I know I wanna go
Where the streets are Gold
Cause You'll Be There
You don't bring anything
with you here
And you can't take anything
back
I've never seen a hearse
with a luggage rack
So I've torn my knees up
praying
Scarred my back from falling
down
Spent so much time flying
high,
till I'm face first in the
ground
So if you're up there watching
me,
can you talk to God and
say,
Tell him I might need a
hand
to see you both someday
I'll see you on the other
side
If I make it
And it might be a long hard
ride
But I'm gonna take it
Sometimes it seems I don't
have a prayer
Let the weather take me
anywhere
But I know I wanna go
Where the streets are Gold
Cause You'll Be There
Praise Him Through the Storm
Sep 3, 2008 | 12:14 PM PST
Category:
Faith
Praise Him Through
the Storm
(Casting Crowns)
.
I was sure by now
That You would have reached
down
And wiped our tears away
Stepped in and saved the
day
But once again, I say "Amen",
and it's still raining
As the thunder rolls
I barely hear Your whisper
through the rain
"I'm with you"
And as Your mercy falls
I raise my hands and praise
the God who gives
And takes away
I'll praise You in this storm
And I will lift my hands
For You are who You are
No matter where I am
Every tear I've cried
You hold in Your hand
You never left my side
And though my heart is torn
I will praise You in this
storm
I remember when
I stumbled in the wind
You heard my cry
You raised me up again
My strength is almost gone
How can I carry on
If I can't find You
As the thunder rolls
I barely hear You whisper
through the rain
"I'm with you"
And as Your mercy falls
I raise my hands and praise
the God who gives
And takes away
I lift my eyes unto the hills
Where does my help come
from?
My help comes from the Lord
The Maker of Heaven and
Earth
I Believe In You
Sep 3, 2008 | 12:12 PM PST
Category:
Faith
I Believe
In You
(Leann rimes)
You breathe
New life begins
You speak
And my world makes sense
That's how it is
When it comes to You
Your mercy has no end
You're more than just a
friend
It amazes me
You feel the way you do
I believe in you
And nothing less
I believe in you
Can't help myself
You're all the hope
The reason that I need
I believe in you
Just because
I don't need no one
To prove your love
For all that I have seen
It's easier for me
To believe in you
You are so beautiful
You are the miracle
That dries the tears
Heals a wounded heart
And it's so clear to see
Your hand in everything
You are there for me
There to see me through
Through the fire
And through the rain
I know Your love for me
Will never ever change
I believe in you
And nothing less
I believe in you
Can't help myself
You're all the hope
The reason that I need
I believe in you just because,
I don't need no one
To prove your love
For all that I have seen
It's easier for me to believe
in you
