-JT-'s Blog

  With the departure of Dave Huddleston (which I think STINKS btw), rumors are abounding (as rumors are wont to do)as to who will be Dave's replacement.

    One rumor has it that  CBS News Anchor Larry Mendte will be Dave's replacement.

 Larry Mendte and Fox  Anchor Dawn Stensland are married in real life.

 Hmmm. I wonder what that would be like.

  Larry : Good Evening. I'm Larry Mendte.

  Dawn : And I'm Dawn Stensland.

  Together : Welcome to the Fox News at Ten.

  Larry (facing the camera) : "Tonight, in Philadelphia......

  Dawn (turning to Larry) : "Did you take out the trash before you left the house"?

 Larry (turning to Dawn) : "How come I always have to take out the trash?"

Dawn : " You always have to take out the trash because you NEVER take out the trash. If you took OUT the trash, it would BE out and THEN  you wouldn't have to take it anywhere".

 Larry (turning away) "AGAIN with the semantics."

Dawn : "Why did I have to chase the bear out of our yard ? I said Larry, there's a bear in our yard, and all of a sudden, it was time to fix the faucet that had been leaking for six months".

Larry : "How many times do I have to tell you ? It was a bear CUB !"

Dawn : "A CUB ! A CUB ? That thing was taller than YOU are !"

Larry : "The producer is yelling in my ear."

Dawn : "Oh. I forgot to tell you. We never plug that in over here. That  thing's a pain in the butt."