-JT-'s Blog

   ......Or Senator, or congressman, or whatever.

   I say this because every election year (and now, apparently, the year BEFORE too !), people you never heard of come on tv and tell you they want you to send them to Washington so they can FIGHT for you.

  Although we have become inured to these tv ads, when some one is on your tv, it is the same as if they are in your home.

  When you select a program to watch, the people on that show are invited guests in your home.

  Unfortunately, they bring uninvited guests with them - the people in the commercials.

  So, when your relaxing at home in your favorite chair, couch or motorized sex swing, it's the same as if a complete stranger entered your home, uninvited, to stick a finger in your face and tell you he wants to FIGHT for you. 

 How many times have we heard this ? From Hilary, Obama and McCain, not to mention the cast of thousands that have dropped out of the race. They all want to fight . For us.

  Thay make it sound as if a term in the presidency is just one long, drawn out, protracted, non-stop western movie -  type barroom brawl. 

  And they can't WAIT to join the fray.

 For us.

  This leaves me with a couple of questions.

  WHO are they gonna fight WITH ?

  Why not televise some of these bouts ?

 "Hilary is cutting off the ring and OH ! There's a left to Hilary's jaw and down she goes !

 The referee is counting...8...9...10 ! "

 "And Bill is leaving the arena with ANOTHER WOMAN !"

   I know Mike Tyson is too old to compete effectively as a professional boxer, but, I bet he could still whoop anybody in Washington.

  And in these days of $4.00 per gallon gasoline, rising food costs, mortgage crises, and ever spiraling health insurance costs, we need all the help we can get.

 So, to whoever wins, here's a tip from citizen JT......

  Ya wanna be a more effective fighter ?

  You can start by taking your hands out of our pockets.